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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

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A teacher said to his students:
Who was the first man?
George Washington,a little boy said promptly.
How do you know that George Washington was the first man?asked the teacher.
the boy said because,he was first in war,first in peace,and first in the hearts of the citizen of his country.
But at this point a elder boy stood and said
the teacher said to the elder boy,who do you think was the first man?
I don't know what his name was,said the boy,but I know it wasn't George Washington,because the history book says George Washington married a widow,so,of course,there must have been a man ahead of him.

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