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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Bad News and the Terrible News-discount golf clubs

Jack sat in his lawyer's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news fist?" his lawyer asked.

"Please give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a one and half-million us dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Jack incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your beautiful secretary."

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