I am not dead-discount golf clubs

A lady husband was hit by a car in the street. He was brought to the nearby hospital. His wife who was standing by her husband bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very weak." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the husband moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"